So I was back at youth night tonight. Half the kids are still calling me chronic. The others are trying to get me to adopt a new nickname: "Dody." Having learned my lesson, I refused their Dody advances. After our meeting, Booboo pried "whyyyyy won't you let us call you dody??" I told her I'd tell her next week. I knew that I needed to look up the term on urbandictionary.com, my new favorite online resource.
Just as I suspected:
1. dody: weed; marajuana; pot; lye
i.e. where da dody at?
pass dat dody.
wanna buy sum dody?
2. dody: a show of extreme slowness in mental capacity.
i.e. how dody is that...?
Herein lies the dilemma: the kids refuse to call me Marla, they have rejected all of my pre-approved suggestions, and all of their names ideas are actually illegal substances. Does anyone have any suggestions? They've already shot-down the following:
1. Marz Barz
2. Mar
3. Doc
4. Stumpie
5. stumpAH (actually, when I mentioned this one they all started to laugh and said "no! that sounds like a white rapper's name!" I bit my tongue.)
Any/all ideas are welcomed. Please run your suggestions through urbandictionary.com to screen for drug and/or sexually explicit references.
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2 comments:
Marla, you are too funny. I really have no helpful suggestions but your stories make me laugh.
Michelle
hahahaha. i was laughing out loud reading this. i love how you have to go home and look up the terms on urban dictionary. hahahaha
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